Welcome to the new tumblr, everyone!
Reblogging because adblock yo
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Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
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woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
old sport
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david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
IM SCREAMING
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